February 2012
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esalove:
himynameiscarl:
okson:
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened
what the fuck did i just watch
For your birthday I got you the best preset: a concussion!
OMG jfdakjdfas;’
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beyondrepentance- asked: quuuuuurl. Alyssa showed me the texts you sent her while at da club~ and... damn. Just, damn.
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GUYS THERE WAS A DUCKING GUMBY DANCINF TO SOME DUBSTEP RIGHT MEOW!
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ewrecktion:
My vagina is rock hard right now
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why i can't diet
salad: eat me
me: no thanks, i'm not hungry
pizza: eat me
me: okay
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
beyondrepentance- asked: qurl, I'll show up slutty/sober. werk.
beyondrepentance- asked: omg bby how r u gnna drunk that alcohol alone?? can i cum~ over to help???
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nayatrollvera:
what-would-dianna-agron-do:
The kiss
i can’t